A dialogue between the Internet and Me

I=Internet
M=Me

M:Faster.
I :No.I take my own speed,.
M:Fine.Just hurry up.

(10 minutes later)

M:Faster larh.
I :I told you I won't change my pace for you.
M:Just hurry the up can a not?-.-

(20 minutes later)

M:COULD YOU HURRY UP?!YOU'RE WASTING MY TIME!!
I :TOO BAD THEN!!NENENEHPOOPOO!
M:I'M GONNA CUT YOU OFF RIGHT NOW!!
I :Talk to the line, ma friend.Talk to the line.Besides,I have a lawyer ready to
defend me.
M: What?!You're an Internet connection,not a human.
I :Who said I can't have one?Bluek!!
M:Ohhh...that's it you're going down!
I :Eat my dust!(whoosh)
M: Now you're really getting it!!

(due to too much violence,this show has become a PG15 or something)

There you have it.How slow the internet connection is.Well not as slow as a tortoise la,but so slow I can't upload any photos.Sheesh.

Life's hard.

" Our memories are gifts that show us life, making the toughest times worth living -Chrissie Pinney "

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